i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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