We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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