Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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