I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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