Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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