Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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