Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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