Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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