at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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