i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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