I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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