i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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