I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just tell him i said nine months
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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