They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You had me at "let me see your balls"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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