none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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