I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize