Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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