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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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  um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  if i died would you start the facebook group?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits

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• (619): View more from California

  I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands

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