I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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