I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Boobs are out for the taking
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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