Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
