Sry I called you an 8
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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