we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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