you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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