You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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