Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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