I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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