awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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