I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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