can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i only shaved half my leg
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.