dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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