She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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