I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
