My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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