we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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