This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She's like a pop up book from hell.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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