this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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