I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
