This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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