she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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