You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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