she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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