GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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