If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
