He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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