I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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