I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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