i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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