what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She's like a pop up book from hell.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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