Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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