That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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