yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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