So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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