yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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