I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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