Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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